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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."

"What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and a burglar? A burglar snatches watches."

"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"Therapist: what was it like growing up? Me: I just [reaches for tissues] kept getting taller."

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"

"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."

"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"

"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."

"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."