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Joke of the Day

"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."

"I hate perforations They're tearable"

"Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with "".gov""?"

"I hate to tell patients that they've become physically mute... They're always speechless."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"So, I just heard about the 7.5 earthquake in New Zealand... Seems a lot of people are shaken up about it."

"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."

"I think my new neighbor is a rapist, but that's because I say, ""...said the rapist."" after every one of his sentences."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."