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Joke of the Day
"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"
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"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."
"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."
"I've been stealing retainers and throwing them in a swamp so that in 1000 or so year archeologists think it's an ancient nerd burial ground"
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"What do you call a black man with no arms or legs? TRUSTWORTHY! "
"What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."
"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"
"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""