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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
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"Cop: What's the hurry? Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now."
"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
"Exits public bathroom stall Makes eye contact with the person next in line Mouths: ""I'm so sorry"""
"As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable."
"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"
"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."
"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"
"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?"
"What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs? A condescending con descending."