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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
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"Stealing candy from your kids is awesome... ...because you can justify your actions by stating that candy is not healthy for them. It's a win-win."
"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"
"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."
"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"