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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
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"Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine."
"What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? ""Bison."""
"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."
"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."
"What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh? I've never smeared tigger on my face"
"The world will be a much better place if everybody took a chill pill... It would be even better if some of them choked on it."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"
"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."