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Joke of the Day

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"

"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."

"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"

"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."

"Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page."

"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."

"The Filipino diving team."

"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."