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Joke of the Day
"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."
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"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
"I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets covering their legs are actually retired mermaids."
"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard"
"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."
"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"