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Joke of the Day

"Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length? It keeps you regular."

"[At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? ""Robert"""

"Koi Fish always travel in groups of four That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and the C Koi escape. The predator will always go after the D Koi"

"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? to get to the body shop : )"

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself.."

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."

"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."