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Joke of the Day

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day? Pooping"

"A hispanic man with a rubber toe His name...was Roberto"

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food."

"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"

"Why is turtle wax so expensive? because turtles have such small ears"

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."