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Joke of the Day

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it."

"Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents"

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"

"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"

"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."

"How can you tell a pirate is being raped? You hear him screaming ""Quit plunderin' my booty!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"