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Joke of the Day
"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"
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"Arguing with someone spoils your day and mood, increases your blood pressure and is bad for your health. Instead of arguing, Just punch them in the fucking face and be done with it."
"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."
"What do you call a drug-addicted vampire? Crackula"
"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."
"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too."
"Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion."
"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."