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Joke of the Day

"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"

"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""

"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."

"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."

"Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant? She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed."

"People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments"

"Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes? They have a good sense of aqueous humor."

"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"

"The brochure for my new camera says that the shutter speed is so fast that you can photograph a hummingbirds wings in flight, or a woman with her mouth shut"

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"