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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money."
Next Joke
"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop."
"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down."
"How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer."
"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."
"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."
"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"
"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."
"When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can't have both."