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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why New Years Eve is such a big deal. I get drunk and tell myself lies all the time. Who needs a special day for that?"

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman says, ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""

"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"

"How is a lesbian like a camel? Their hump has no bone."

"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."

"An Electric Field Walks up to a Dipole and asks, ""Do you have a moment?"""

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."

"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktater."