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Joke of the Day
"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."
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"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."
"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""
"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."
"Girls don't fart or poo That's why they are full of shit."
"Bad Gun! Bad Gun!....Shame on you for making criminals do those bad things!.......And then those Forks that are making me Fat!!!"
"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""
"The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself ""This changes everything."""
"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"
"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."