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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""
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"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
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"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""
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"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
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"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."
"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"