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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
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"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A Private Tutor."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It's full of nuts, expensive, and severely disappointing."
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"
"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
"People who leave their underwear at parks are either awesome at sex or terrible at dressing raccoons."
"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."