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Joke of the Day
"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"
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"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"
"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"
"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."
"[blind date] ""Oh wow, I see you brought your Legos."" *huge sigh* LEGO. It's called Lego."
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!"
"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."