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Joke of the Day

"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"

"My favourite element is helium. I can't speak highly enough of it."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"You remind me of my big toe. Mainly, because I am going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."

"My friend bored me when talking about Latin... they had discussed it ad nauseam."

"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."

"I got jumped the other night, the muggers made off with my wallet, cuff links, and mood ring... I'm still not sure how I feel about that."

"When I'm at a bar with my cousin she doesn't think it's funny when I yell 'BUT HE'S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!' every time the music dies down."