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Joke of the Day

"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."

"[Restaurant] Me: I know in your profile it said you were small but I didn[my date falls into her soup]"

"What do you call a trumpet on a leash? A trumPET *Edit Also why is this Marked Politics?"

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple."

"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."

"A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's that on your belt buckle?"" Pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."

"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"

"If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America."