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Joke of the Day

"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""

"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"

"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"A magic tractor turns into a field... ...think about it..."

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."

"When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer? *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui... not my main language T_T"

"My wife just left me because i cant stop using double negatives. But in my opinion I haven't done nothing wrong."

"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."