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Joke of the Day

"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"

"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."

"What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]"

"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."

"I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidently going to work fully clothed."

"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""

"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."