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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidently going to work fully clothed."

"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"

"A highlighter is just a regular lighter that knows how to have a good time."

"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"

"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"

"How do you unpoopify water? Boil the shit out of it."

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""

"A sad story A boy was jelous of his baby brother, so he put poison on his mother's nipples. The next day, the gardener died."