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Joke of the Day

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."

"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."

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"My girlfriend and I have been arguing a lot recently Last night she threw a lettuce at me. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."

"My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know"

"Fake friends are around when you are cool. True friends are around even if they think you're a fool."

"What do you call an orc's wolf with particularly short legs? A Worgi"

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"Wife's been out of town 96 hrs now & everything's gone to hell. We're all wearing patio furniture tarps & worshiping a boar head on a stick."