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Joke of the Day

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."

"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."

"The American Education System"

"*i get chased into a dark alley* Please no *two men walk up to me holding a knife* ""If you join our insurance you can save up to-"" NOOOOOOO"

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"

"An atheist, a vegan, a libertarian, and a BMW owner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes."

"The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery."

"How do you spot will smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."

"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"