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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks Radical"
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"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."
"Pokemon Go has really improved my life... I used to always get in trouble for playing with my balls outside."
"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."
"It's so sweet that curtains spend all day as far apart as possible.. but then get back together at night because they're scared of the dark."
"What's the German super hero called? Ale-Man"
"I don't understand Facebook. If I wanted to convince complete strangers that my life was better than theirs I'd become a rapper."
"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."
"[on phone] mom I need u to pick me up from the restaurant right now *whispers* no the date is going terrible, she pronounced it 'pokey-man'"
"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"