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Joke of the Day

"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"

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"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
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"I, for one, like Roman Numerals"
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