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Joke of the Day
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
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"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"
"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond James Bond"
"My career is in ruins. It's fucking great being an archaeologist."
"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."
"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."
"What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper"
"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""
"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"