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Joke of the Day

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"A Canadian walks into a bar A metal bar. BANG! ""Sorry!"" says the Canadian."

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"