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Joke of the Day

"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"

"When I said I got a little action last night, I was referring to bed bugs."

"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."

"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"

"Is there a big difference between Alan and Robin Thicke Or is it just a blurred line?"

"This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up. I shit you knot."

"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"

"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"

"What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony"