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Joke of the Day
"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""
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"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."
"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."
"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."
"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt."
"Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow. Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover."
"Fun prank idea: Take your friend's fiancee to lunch and say things that give her doubts about the relationship."