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Joke of the Day

"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"

"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"

"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."

"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"

"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"

"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."