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Joke of the Day
"It's a good thing Harambe got shot.... Dicks out for dead kids just doesn't sound good"
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"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."
"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"
"What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair."
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""
"I went to the air and space museum this past weekend I didn't see anything, so I left"
"A rap song where I'm just telling my dog about my day & I keep rhyming with ""treats"" so he stays interested."
"A 95 year old man told me this joke. ""At my age, it's always something. The other day, my Dr. asked for a Urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear""."
"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."