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Joke of the Day

"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"

"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"[KK] Broken pencil Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? ... nevermind, there's no point"

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? He was pissed off. (It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this one.)"

"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"

"I asked my girlfriend to shave her cunt. I woke up the next morning bald."