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Joke of the Day
"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
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"I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober."
"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"
"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."
"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"
"Back on the Canadian side of the border now. Thank God. That is the longest period of time I've ever gone without riding a moose."
"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."
"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."
"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""