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Joke of the Day

"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before."

"Some racists say black people are just white people that were left in the oven too long... If that's true, then all black people would be jewish."

"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"

"So far it's been an, ""I look okay enough to go to Walmart but not to go to Target"" kind of day."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck."

"Thinks face-book should add a big fat FUCK YOU button!"

"A Roman walks into a bar... He says ""I'd like a martinus,"" the bartender replies ""don't you mean a martini?"", the Roman replies ""if I wanted a double I'd have asked for one.'"

"Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?"

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners? Baked Beans."