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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."

"After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea."

"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."

"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"

"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"