200343
Joke of the Day
"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"
Next Joke
"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"
"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."
"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."
"""On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge."" - my advice to new teachers"
"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."
"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"
"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"
"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"
"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"