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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
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"[grandma's house] Little Red Riding Hood: Are you going to eat me? Wolf: I just want my hoodie back."
"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""
"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Good oral can make your whole day, good anal makes your hole weak."
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
"My friend just told me he has screwed every girl in his class He is homeschooled"
"Did you hear, Tony the Tiger was murdered. It was a cereal killer"
"Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it's time to dispose of the boss's body, they all pretend to be working."
"[shower song] Im all outta Dove Im soapless without you I'll never get clean Now that you are all gone *grabs shampoo mic* IM ALL OUTTA DOVE"
"I bet feminists hate pedestrian crossings... What with that red/green man telling them when they can and can't walk."