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Joke of the Day
"If you pronounce gullible very slowly it sounds like you're saying green bears."
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"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."
"Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park"
"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."
"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."
"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."
"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"
"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."