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Joke of the Day

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost"

"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."

"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."

"Just once I'd like to see an Expected Server Error, as if to say ""Yup! We knew this was coming. Sucks for you!"""

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby? It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection."

"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"

"*trying to awkwardly start a conversation with my barber* I ALSO like scissors."