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Joke of the Day
"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."
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"I'm like a mouse. If u give a mouse a cookie hes gonna want some milk. If u gimme a beer im gonna want some nachos. Plus we both like cheese"
"I'm amazed by the number of people who text while driving. How do they manage to maintain control of their car without spilling their beer?"
"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"
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"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."
"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."
"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"