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Joke of the Day
"What sound does a cow make? Sssssssss...."
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"Me and my girlfriend... Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"
"You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend ""I love you."""
"What's the worst part of... About locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic? Going in to ask for at coat hanger."
"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"The interviewer asked, ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" The job candidate responded, "" I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."" Use it while you can, people!"
"""Sir, is this gluten free?"" The waiter nods happily ""Great,"" I shout as I collect gluten in a giant vat, ""I'm building a gluten fort!"""