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Joke of the Day

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."

"Easter used to be called Wester But they decided to take things in a new direction."

"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"My Birthday For my birthday I asked for a bicycle, an action man, and a vibrating butt plug... I never got that bike."

"ho ho ho pimp."

"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"

"When I do laundry I tell people I'm going to 1943 Cause I got to separate the whites and colors"