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Joke of the Day

"My Birthday For my birthday I asked for a bicycle, an action man, and a vibrating butt plug... I never got that bike."

"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."

"Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense.."

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"

"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."

"CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh"

"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"