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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."
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"What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow? A moo-slim."
"Me: What do you call sex in December? Wife: Don't say it. Me: ... W: ... Me: Wintercourse. W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce."
"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."
"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"What do you call a black and white spotted cow? A moo-latto!!"
"How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq"
"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""
"What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather? Are you fucking Sirius?"