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Joke of the Day

"How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove? A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq"

"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."

"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"

"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"

"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"

"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."

"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"

"When Vladimir Putin left his home as a teenager he told his dad: ""You are now the man of the house."""

""" I gotta see this guys best tweet, I'll gift him Favstar Pro"". Said no one ever."

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."