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Joke of the Day
"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""
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"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
"Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack mainly because their hearts are already broken"
"The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you."
"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."
"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"
"""Why did you leave your last job?"" -I had a typo in a tweet. ""Mistakes happen!"" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. ""Thanks for coming in. Bye"""
"I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree."
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
"A soon-to-be-married Asian man calls off his engagement, but keeps the wedding band. He's really into recyciring."