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Joke of the Day

"Me: What do you call sex in December? Wife: Don't say it. Me: ... W: ... Me: Wintercourse. W: (to judge) See this is why I need a divorce."

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown."

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"

"My friend told me he walked into his house and saw that the sheets of paper in his office were having an orgy. I asked him, ""How does paper cum?"" ""Why,"" he replied, ""in stacks, of course."""