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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black and white spotted cow? A moo-latto!!"
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"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."
"Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure"
"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."
"Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police."
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."