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Joke of the Day
"One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators"
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"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt"
"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("
"Let's have phone sex over walkie talkies. ""Bend over."" ""Bend what? Over."""
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"
"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."
"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."
"Where does Moses get his coffee? Hebrews it."
"The couple in the room next door are having sex again. It's horrible. The chick's moaning sounds like a wounded walrus."