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Joke of the Day

"Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts? Wand Erection. EDIT: If you don't get it, try saying it aloud."

"My parents think im a failure... I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test"

"doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad"

"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."

"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"Two rednecks are pissing off a bridge One says to the other ""Damn, that waters cold""! The other one says ""Yeah, deep too""!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."

"What's the most popular wine at Christmas? ""I don't like sprouts!"""