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Joke of the Day
"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("
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"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."
"Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power."
"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."
"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"
"Cop: *looks at license* Says here you need glasses. Me: I have contacts. Cop: I don't care who you know, you're not getting out of this one."